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Our story

Hi, I'm Sam โ€” and this is my inner child's workshop.

Inner Child Designer started with a simple, slightly silly question: what would eight-year-old me want on this desk? The answer turned out to be wiggly dragons, flappy octopuses, and little dumplings with faces โ€” so that's exactly what I make.

I make each piece myself in small batches in my workshop โ€” printing, assembling, and hand-inspecting every single one (the wiggle test is a real part of quality control, and yes, it's the best part of the job). If a toy isn't smooth, sturdy, and instantly smile-inducing, it doesn't get packed.

You'll find me most weekends at local markets around [YOUR CITY], and my toys live year-round at [CONSIGNMENT STORE NAME]. This shop is the newest way to bring one home โ€” wherever you are in the US.

The quality promise

  • ๐Ÿงธ Made to be played with โ€” sturdy joints, smooth edges, kid-tested wiggle.
  • ๐Ÿ” Hand-inspected โ€” every piece, every time, no exceptions.
  • ๐Ÿ’Œ A real human behind it โ€” questions, requests, custom color ideas? I answer personally.
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